This is a matooke SOS. Banange help out a sister in need of matooke for X-mas in CA!!
On a more serious note, the Ugandans I met in the US recently (in both Richmond, VA and Boston, MA) buy and eat a kinda fat plantain. I was informed it is grown in Hawaii. When steamed, it looks like matooke and tastes a little bit like the real stuff... (I am not a matooke fan, so I didn't really take much notice of the taste). U can find it in Latino food stores.
On my way in, I carried real matooke, yams, sweet potatoes, ntula, etc for some relatives. The stuff never made it beyond customs at JFK!!
A fool and his money soon part ways.
Intelligence is knowing a doctor may know why you are ill. Wisdom is knowing he too needs another doctor when ill.
A word to the wise is enough.
When in a hole (trouble), stop digging!!